kaykaz: school finals papers work responsibility life A perfect representation of how I feel about all of these things.
heartisbreaking: it feels like the most difficult thing to get is love.
ptysis: “maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
alonesomes: I swallowed my gum the day you left me. In seven years Maybe you’ll be out of my system, too.
david: lol this chinese lady told an anecdote where her friend had 6 4's in his phone number and tried to order chinese and the person who answered wouldn't take the order c:
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love...– Voltaire (via rawcolorado)
wolfguts: “where do you see yourself in 5 years”
person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
catswithbenefits: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be
yesimbeyonce: I knew you were trouble when you logged in
me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean
seblaine: what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
authocracy: kingcheddarxvii: do u think God ever gets sad like “what do u mean u don’t love urself i worked so hard on u….” …why is this so uplifting
intelligibledirigible: What if your freckles were star charts from an alternate universe and the lines on you palms were maps of its rivers and tributaries?
How to tell which songs belongs to which...
SM Entertainment: Repeat the title of their song 12783908534 time or make it end with "ic"
YG Entertainment: Actual sentences.
CUBE Entertainment: Engrish to the max despite having Peniel and G.Na
Block B: Make sure the English words sound sexual.
Woollim Entertainment: Translated by Google.
Strange, I barely know you, but yet I feel deeply connected to you. Crave, I...– 넬, Beautiful Stranger (via xiaojiuwo)
We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way...– Kurt Vonnegut (via larmoyante)
The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to...– John Pierpont (via vivasoul)